Does this one need any more explanation?
Other than it was written for our matchless Captain! (Hi Al !)
He pretends he doesn't like it... He's fooling no-one!
Maybe a note of interest... the line seen in the lyric here "...the one you want in front of you when nothing goes to plan..." is NOT the lyric on the album.
The recorded line (in fact, the original line as it was written) is "...the one you want in front of you when faeces hit the fan..."
But it was thought, (Mostly by Rhoury - (Me cousin Chris!)), that the use of the word *fan* in this context was maybe a little... anti-anachronistic.
(Never let it be said I'm not open to suggestion!)